For the reader who definitely prefers their books a little… spicier.

This funny birthday card is perfect for your book-loving bestie, book club friend, or anyone emotionally attached to fictional characters. A little sarcastic, a little bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh.

Front reads:

“I’m sorry this birthday card doesn’t have any smut in it.”

Details:

• A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)

• Blank inside for your own message

• Printed on high-quality cardstock

• Includes envelope

• Individually packaged in a clear cello sleeve

• Handmade in St. Augustine, Florida

Available Colors:

• Pink

• Blue

• Green

• Lavender

• Teal

• Black

Perfect for:

• Romance readers

• Smut readers 👀

• Book club gifts

• Pairing with a Blind Date with a Book

• Funny, slightly unhinged birthday energy

Orders ship within 2-5 business days. Stickers ship with USPS letter mail with limited tracking, larger items ship with tracking. Due to the handmade nature of my products, returns aren’t accepted, but please reach out if there’s an issue.