For the reader who prefers their books a little… spicier.

This funny, slightly unhinged card is perfect for your book-loving bestie, romance reader friend, or anyone who’s emotionally attached to fictional characters. No occasion needed—just vibes.

Front reads:

“I’m sorry this card doesn’t have any smut in it.”

Details:

• A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”)

• Blank inside for your own message

• Printed on high-quality cardstock

• Includes envelope

• Individually packaged in a clear cello sleeve

• Handmade in St. Augustine, Florida

Available Colors:

• Pink

• Blue

• Green

• Lavender

• Teal

• Black

Perfect for:

• Romance readers

• Smut readers 👀

• Book club friends

• Just because gifts

• Pairing with a Blind Date with a Book

Orders ship within 2-5 business days. Stickers ship with USPS letter mail with limited tracking, larger items ship with tracking. Due to the handmade nature of my products, returns aren’t accepted, but please reach out if there’s an issue.